Joan Rivers on the Ed Sullivan Show, 1967 (x)
HOW IN THE WORLD DID SHE TALK LIKE THIS BACK THEN AND END UP HOSTING A SHOW TEARING APART WHAT PEOPLE LOOK FOR A FRIGGING LIVING????
SHOCKED when I got to the bottom and saw “Joan Rivers”
You either die a hero, or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain.
Biracial families can now be entirely white!
what? no. no, no, no. you can’t list 3 different European nationalities and say you’re a bi-racial family. omg.
LMFAO @ assorted crackers
This dog barks like a person screaming for his life. [via]
their neighbors must be terrified.
*wag wag wag*
*happy dog face*
*BLOODCURDLING DEATH SCREECH*
*wag wag wag*
Tumblr has found its voice, and its name is Melvin.
I’D LIKE TO THANK ALL MY FRIENDS ON THE INTERNET
everyone wanted to be a sailor scout when they were little and we all turned into Melvin
my favorite thing about fashion is that you can find the ugliest or blandest or most commonly seen piece of clothing in a department store, but so long as its by a certain designer, it could cost as much as rent
GOOD THING THIS IS ON SALE, NOW I CAN REALLY AFFORD THIS
NO WAIT THIS IS MY FAVORITE
let me tell you nothing is going to be more satisfying that watching nui harime DIE
Peach has lived most of her life in castles filled with lava
She spent her vacation hot-tubbing it up in an active volcano
She has been kidnapped to space
And the one time she actually got pissed off, she starred in her own game and rescued everyone with the power of emotion.
You think a tiny little laser explosion will break that iron princess demeanor?
Peach will wreck you.
Bob’s Burgers | The Frond Files
Jurassic Park reference on Bob’s Burgers = I can die happy now
Exclusive Guardians of the Galaxy test footage.