What in the hell. 

That’s my secret Cap.  I’m always SSSSSSSSSSSMOKIN



What in the hell. 

That’s my secret Cap.  I’m always SSSSSSSSSSSMOKIN


Sewer drain confirmed for Super Smash Bros.


One Cracked columnist took the new Alien game to its extreme/logical/BEST conclusion.

What 16 Straight Hours of Alien: Isolation Teaches a Man

#6. Get Into the Head of the Character

Packing for 15 hours worth of pants-shitting game horror, I decided to start at a brisk 8 a.m. on the Saturday after the release. That way I could theoretically finish before midnight. That meant buckets of morning grogginess to hone in, and so in the spirit of terror I opted to up my nerves with a series of 5-Hour Energy shots administered once every three hours. This overlap seemed both logical and economic, because buying bulk shots would give me the efficiency and stamina of 25 hours worth of energy compacted into the span of 15. And to sweeten the deal, it would cost less money for nearly a third more energy in my bloodstream. It’s just good math.

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Don’t be upsetti, have some spaghetti



how do radio stations even have enough christmas music to last until christmas without repeating every song like six hundred times

they dont

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the only poly people you ever hear about in media are heterosexual men with several heterosexual wives who are not really interested in one another and are often bitter about the fact that they have to share

that’s not healthy polyamory

why do we glamorize that polyamory

stop it


i had a crush on this guy and i decided to pull a Pavlov on him by offering him whenever i saw him  this brand of candy he seemed to really like and after a while whenever he saw me he got excited for a second then you could see his expression shift to wondering the why the hell was he so happy to see me and i swear it was the evilest thing but also the most hilarious i made a guy like me by conditioning him into associating me to a candy he liked


Who is the target audience for Gogurt? Is it for children? I feel like the marketing is trying to make it look “cool” but I don’t know why. It’s cool to eat yogurt out of a tube. Cool kids don’t know how to use spoons? Spoons are for fucking losers. I’m on a public bus right now and I’ve never been in a relationship and I think about dropping out of college every day